If you're The Queen, you look absolutely impeccable in your well thought out outfit. If you're me, you might kinda, sorta match. Either is cool by me unless ... you're dressed like a tri geek.
Seriously, you know who I'm talking about. There's always "That Guy" (could be a girl or, many times, they travel in packs), who decides the best option is to tri geek up with a $300 tri suit, $60 compression socks, a pair of Hoka One-Ones on his feet, and a fuel belt on to hold his race day nutrition.
I hate "That Guy."
Here's the thing. It's great that you're proud to be a triathlete. I know I am. It takes a lot of dedication and athletic skill to be able to swim AND bike AND run. Even for the slowest racer at the shortest distance!!!
But you showed up for a RUNNING RACE, not a triathlon. You are there with runners AS a runner. On this day you are not required to warm up with a swim and a bike. All you are doing is running. This being the case, dress like a runner.
And this ... this is just never acceptable. |
workout.
A few years ago I show up at LA Fitness in Allentown to get a swim workout in. I get changed and enter the pool area ready to get some work done. I don't remember how many people were in the pool at the time. What I do remember is the guy in a $200+ trisuit telling everyone he could about the open water swim he did, what a great swimmer he was, blah, blah, blah.
The whole scene this dude made was embarrassing on so many levels. I was embarrassed for him; I was embarrassed that he was representing triathletes in this matter; I was embarrassed because none of this was necessary if he followed the simple rule of looking the part of what you are actually doing.
And just for the record, the dude could barely swim a straight line for 25 yards.
Slowly.
Very, very slowly.
Anyway, here is a fairly comprehensive breakdown on appropriate training/racing attire:
- Running a 5k, 10k, marathon, or any other running that isn't preceded by a swim and/or bike? Dress like a runner
- Doing a Giro, riding The Derby, or out for a group training ride? Dress like a roadie and ride a road bike
- Out for a training ride on your tri bike? Still dress like a roadie.
- Hitting the pool for a swim? Jammers. Speedo. If you would consider riding your bike in it, don't wear it.
- Doing a swim meet? Break out the Speedo if you're good, wear the jammers if you are me.
- Your Tri Suit is very appropriate for a triathlon ... but only a triathlon.
- Hitting the gym for some strength training or some Crossfit? Shorts and a t-shit
This, on the other hand ... |
Moral of the story: dress for the activity you are doing.
Train hard. Stay focused.
Jon
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First, i had to take a double take on the dude in the picture to make sure it was not you LOL...Loved the girls pic though ;-) and totally agree...some guys are really too much...but I don't think they last....
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